THOUGHTS: "I find it hard enough dealin with my own biz"

Last week, I was in traffic, behind a car with a bumper sticker telling me that their son is a Marine. Okay. I'm very proud of you. I really can't say enough about the sacrifice our armed forces make. Here's the thing....... I don't care. I don't care who is a Marine and who isn't. I don't care if your kids an honor student or if you're involved in Franklin youth hockey. I don't know you and I don't need to know anything about you. What if I just walked up to you and said "I cut hair."?

I've been taught my whole life to mind my business. It was a golden rule in my house. That and don't rat on people unless it was life or death. Fast forward 15 years and every half-wit with a qwerty keyboard is telling you how hey feel about the lady in line at the bank, their coffee, their breakfast and how sucky their life is.

Every reality tv show is up in someone's life, airing laundry. Their business is on blast for everyone to observe. C'mon.

I'm trying to be the man my pops raised while being bombarded by a bizarre bevy of business that isn't mine.

Stop. Please.

THOUGHTS: "The death of me"

Have you ever heard someone say something like, "Oh my God, these stupid shoes are gonna be the death of me!"
Are you sure? The shoes might kill you? How's that? And why do you say it with such a medieval flair? "The death of me" Of who? Oh,you? Whoa. Don't die! Please don't let those shoes make you die.

You're metaphorically dying from too much awesome stuff and others are dying from hunger.


Just sayin